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Posted 4 minutes ago | Reblog | 27 Notes

staret-est:

You are lucky I am not a shy man.

Yes it appears you can urinate and hold your form. Quite a struggle to walk about with such a size, no?

Posted 21 minutes ago | Reblog | 14 Notes
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» A message from faceofabotticelliangel:

"Don’t look at me like that."

faceofabotticelliangel:

theoriginalbloodcountess:

Sentence Meme sentences 

"What look?," she feigned, raising a brow over his features.

"I’ve never been to your dungeons by myself." Armand replied, his voice breaking the monotone to sound somewhat hopeful. "Unless you are granting me that permission?" Keys and locks could never leave him out of a single place. But he wanted this for different reasons than being ‘locked out’.

Nor would she ever allow him down into the depths of her dungeon. The thought of her dungeon and him mucking about in it was too much to bear. “Nay, you are not, for you may seek to take it over as your own. Where is your dungeon?” She never did inquire where he slumbered when he was not here distracting her or rutting her. “Clean this up, Armand.”

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Posted 25 minutes ago | Reblog | 27 Notes

staret-est:

I may have freed my хуй, but it is impolite to stare.

If it is out and about, my eyes are not punished for lingering upon the length or the size of your мошонка.

Via         Tags: #staretest  
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» A message from psychorex:

Melon, vanilla, lilac, orange

melon - my first impression of you
peach - what i like most about your blog
vanilla - what i like most about you
lilac - why / how i started following you
orange - my opinion of you now and our status
coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours
plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog
sweet pea - would i go out with you
strawberry - i secretly think… 
mango - anything you want me to answer about you

melon - my first impression of you

Damn you got a hot FC and damn I like your writing.

vanilla - what i like most about you

Your caring nature towards other writers. I see you pop into their inboxes for memes, talking them up, and you want people to know how you’re doing on threads and in life.

lilac - why / how i started following you

Cause of one fae who hates Countess’ guts, but I liked how you two interacted, so I made my way to the follow tag.

orange - my opinion of you now and our status

Mmm I think we’re in a good place, you make me smile to see replies from you in my inbox, our threads, and interacting ooc. I do know I should work on more on seeing how you’re doing since most of the time I feel like you get enough support from others, that me coming in might be too much or even not something you’re looking for. You awesome sauce.

        Tags: #psychorex   #ooc   #meme   #ask   #rp  
ooc; I want to do reblog karma and send something but omg my phone is being a douchebag GUESS IT’S WAITING TIL I GET HOME

ooc; I was about to say I was like ‘How dare thee wenchful Rosie not send in a meme. A curse upon her house! A plague!” Muahahaha

        Tags: #ooc   #mercifuldeath  
Posted 56 minutes ago | Reblog | 2 Notes

melon - my first impression of youpeach - what i like most about your blogvanilla - what i like most about youlilac - why / how i started following youorange - my opinion of you now and our statuscoconut - a blog that reminds me of yoursplum - a song that reminds me of you / your blogsweet pea - would i go out with youstrawberry - i secretly think… mango - anything you want me to answer about you


Peach, Melon
melon - my first impression of you
I thought you were too cool for me considering you rped with everyone, but moi. I was like ‘I’mma give it a while before we chat it up, all good’. 
peach - what i like most about your blog
I don’t really go to your blog that much, but I like the sidebar image of your FC

melon - my first impression of you
peach - what i like most about your blog
vanilla - what i like most about you
lilac - why / how i started following you
orange - my opinion of you now and our status
coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours
plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog
sweet pea - would i go out with you
strawberry - i secretly think… 
mango - anything you want me to answer about you

Peach, Melon

melon - my first impression of you

I thought you were too cool for me considering you rped with everyone, but moi. I was like ‘I’mma give it a while before we chat it up, all good’. 

peach - what i like most about your blog

I don’t really go to your blog that much, but I like the sidebar image of your FC

        Tags: #gingerhairedimmortal   #everyone go home   #we have a winner   #ahhh yes   #meme   #ooc   #submission  
Posted 59 minutes ago | Reblog | 29 Notes

aatos-polemoio:

"I’m sure he is. You give him food, what more can a sloth ask for in a friend?" Ares was all too amused with that one. "I’m not surprised though. Kyknos has been caving more to himself than wanting to speak with others. I can barely get a sentence out of that kid. But I’ll be here for a while. No need to expect me to vanish…maybe." 

However, she was tempted a few times to abscond away with him to her household. Yet, she was aware as soon as Ares arrived, he would take notice of his sloth’s absence or Kyknos would have informed him. Nay, not the best welcome for her friend. “With hope, he is well, and at peace with his weapons. Mayhap he will scoot from his cave with your presence here.” A brow rose over his words, “Let it be a few months before you vanish, though if I hear of earthquakes or disasters, it will surely be you, no?”

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Posted 1 hour ago | Reblog | 2 Notes
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» A message from shewalksbetweenworlds:

peach

melon - my first impression of you
peach - what i like most about your blog
vanilla - what i like most about you
lilac - why / how i started following you
orange - my opinion of you now and our status
coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours
plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog
sweet pea - would i go out with you
strawberry - i secretly think…
mango - anything you want me to answer about you

peach - what i like most about your blog

Your theme colors and how it fits your character. She’s about the gold, the radiant reds, I feel luxurious going to your blog. I keep wanting to click on those falling flowers.

        Tags: #shewalksbetweenworlds   #ooc   #meme   #ask   #rp  
Posted 1 hour ago | Reblog | 1 Notes
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» A message from martydeeks-alexismatthews:

strawberry

melon - my first impression of you
peach - what i like most about your blog
vanilla - what i like most about you
lilac - why / how i started following you
orange - my opinion of you now and our status
coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours
plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog
sweet pea - would i go out with you
strawberry - i secretly think…
mango - anything you want me to answer about you

strawberry - i secretly think… 

You hang out with Marty Deeks because since I started watching the series a few weeks ago, you have him spot on. Especially with the questions and the joking to the point of annoyance. 

        Tags: #ooc   #martydeeksalexismatthews   #meme   #martydeeks alexismatthews   #ask   #rp  
Posted 1 hour ago | Reblog | 2 Notes

ooc; I’m thinking people are shy to send in that meme because they think I’ll hate on them. Nahhh, Countess hates most people, but not me. Though if you give me a cheeseburger and a stripper, I’ll love you forever.

        Tags: #ooc   #ooc; a hot ass stripper